mission statement

Posted on June 3rd, 2007 by Scraps.
Categories: Words, Comedy.

My goal when I write is to change your life forever, though I will settle for fifteen years if the change is profound. I like to "shake people up," and I won't apologize for that in these apathetic times, when the latest fad in sedatives plays to the masses while the truth-teller fiddles alone. I write for people who think, who are willing to throw off the shackles of their preconceptions and accept mine, though I am finding such people rarer in this age of television, video games, and long playing records. I have never truckled to convention or fashion, and I am not about to start truckling now. There are those who are content to take the safe, well-trodden path, but I am not afraid to say that I would rather tread the new, or even not take any path at all, maybe just wander around. I think we owe it to the world to be honest above all, and therefore I don't censor what I think, making sure to say everything exactly as it first occurs to me. Some have judged me harshly for this. I understand that it makes many people uncomfortable to be faced with a true mirror for the first time, but I cannot be less than I completely am. I know I will be vindicated by history, and the courts. In closing, I believe we were put on this planet to make a difference, and I am grateful to have found my own way of improving the world.

2 comments.

nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez

Comment on June 3rd, 2007.

will you settle for a month? i'm very busy. a month of change is about all i can handle now. but i can look you up in a bit, if you're still in the shaking up business. and even sooner if you'll be twisting and, oh, say a bit of the Shouting?

Ed Ward

Comment on June 4th, 2007.

Okay, I wasn't going to comment, just read the one posted, but the dang anti-spam word was "vootie," so I can't just let that go. Vout!

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