Posted on February 19th, 2010 by Scraps.
Categories: Words, Untruths, Old Posts.
Brad Jones solved the Trees of Mystery.
You know that creepy feeling that someone's looking at you in the dark? Brad Jones.
Brad Jones is both singular and plural.
Brad Jones disdains the title "producer," preferring to be listed as "mystic wagga."
The Tufted Bean-Warblers have declined to offer arbitration to Brad Jones.
Brad Jones Swallows return to Pensacola every year around Christmas break to party and crap all over everything.
Give Brad Jones a fish and you've fed him for a day. Teach Brad Jones to fish and you're rid of him forever.
The correct plural of Brad Jone is actually Brad Jona.
Brad Jones keeps losing his lab assistants because he insists upon referring to them as "my amanuensis."
Whenever Brad Jones sees Counting Crows on tv his eyes get big and he yells "It's Doctor Jones! Doctor Jones!" until someone changes the channel and he subsides, muttering.
Brad Jones pronounces "infrared" to rhyme with "dared”, to the confusion of his students, readers, subscribers, followers, sidekicks, lackeys, and heirs and assigns.
Teaching Brad Jones is now optional in Kansas. Scientists worry that this will result in Brad Jones growing up pig-ignorant.
You know that really annoying conductor on the 1 train with the same "clever" patter every day? Brad Jones.
63% of Americans can't distinguish between Brad Jones and New Lemon Pledge.
Can you imagine Thursday nights on NBC without Brad Jones? You can't.
Brad Jones has had to be legally enjoined from walking up to small children and informing them grimly that there is no itsy-bitsy spider.
Brad Jones could have had a decent career in competitive jacks had he been able to say "sixies" without loss of muscular coordination.
Brad Jones is a card-carrying card-carrier.
Brad Jones didn't mean to rain on your parade. He can't help it; he's a low-pressure air mass sweeping down from Canada.
Brad Jones's given name is not Bradley; it is just Brad. However, his surname is actually Jonesley.
Have you heard Brad Jones sing the high notes in "Witchy Woman"? Not unless you're a dog.
Brad Jones isn't talking. He is, however, emitting a seemingly organized series of squawks and beeps that experts are attempting to crack.
"Adapt and improve," says Brad Jones, with clenched teeth and jaws.
Sometimes Brad Jones stops dead in the middle of the street and cries out "Christ! what an imagination I've got!"
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