a moment extracted from the crush of work

Posted on May 16th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums.

I don't have a hell of a lot to say about it, but I'm among the many (it seems) who think the new Portishead album is terrific. I'm only a moderate fan of their old work -- like but not love -- so the departure from their old sound doesn't bother me. And I think the extent of the departure has been exaggerated. Still, it doesn't surprise me that a lot of old fans are down on it -- see the reviews at Rate Your Music, for example* -- and I'd expect that you, Donald, might not go for it.

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name that tune today

Posted on May 16th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music.

Name That Tune game seventeen goes live at Popdose today at 12:30 PM Eastern. Come over and play!

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name that tune again again

Posted on May 9th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Songs, Elsewhere.

My weekly Name That Tune game is up at Popdose. It's fun! It's challenging! It's educational! It's free! And it's 98.4% guaranteed!

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a pleasant work environment

Posted on April 19th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Musicians.

Working at home on weekends is difficult. I can't combat the frequent outbreaks of bass-heavy music and piercing television from apartments on both sides of us with loud music of my own, because Velma doesn't like the music that loud and it just makes the problem worse for her; but I can't concentrate on my work. When I must get paying work done, as I must this weekend, sometimes the solution is to go in to my office. I've done so today, and the office is blessedly empty but for me, which means I can crank my own music, not bother anyone and not be bothered. And being away from the distractions of home helps me focus. The only downside is not being able to share space with Velma, a constant low-level nice thing we both like.

I knew I might need to come in to the office, so I prepared. I have twenty-two beloved Mingus albums digitized to my mp3 player, and I'm playing them all on shuffle now. This makes me very very happy.

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r. kelly: creepier than you think

Posted on April 18th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Musicians, Badness.

Bill Wyman -- the music journalist, not the musician -- has been doing a lot of good work at his weblog Hitsville. The most important and disturbing piece he's written, one that ought to be more widely disseminated, is his extraordinary compilation of facts and allegations concerning R. Kelly's sexual history with minors leading up to his trial on one of the allegations.

I knew that he was in trouble for taping himself having sex with a minor. I knew that he married Aaliyah when she was fifteen. But I hadn't any notion of the documented extent of Kelly's history with teenagers. Eleven separate allegations of sex with minors have been reported. Some of the details, as Wyman notes, are "a little bit barfy". For example, a year after he'd settled out of court for $250,000 with a fifteen year old girl, the first sex tape emerged:

...showing Kelly having sex with a young girl. The girl’s aunt identified her, and Kelly. In the tape, the singer called her by her first name; she called him “Daddy.” Besides a variety of sex acts, the girl urinates on the floor at “Daddy’s” direction. “Daddy” then urinates into her mouth.

The girl was fourteen at the time. In the reporting surrounding the case, it emerged that Kelly had settled out of court with two other teenage girls.

Th details surrounding the marriage to fifteen year old Aaliyah are creepy, too:

...she was a singer and a protege of Kelly’s with whom, associates have said, he was having an affair. Without telling her what was going on, Kelly arranged an impromptu wedding at a suburban Chicago hotel and then swept her toward a plane. Fortunately, the girl called her parents. They came and got her and, articles have said, the pair never saw each other again. As rumors surfaced about the union, Kelly lied about it. But then Vibe magazine found a marriage certificate, on which Haughton’s age was listed as 18. The union was annulled a short time later.

There are several more allegations. I'll just mention one more:

Many of Kelly’s associates have been quoted saying they thought he was sick, or had an uncontrollable compulsion to have sex with young girls. Perhaps the strongest evidence of this is that, while already under indictment for filming himself having sex with a child, he was found to have in one of his houses a digital camera with new photos of him having sex with an underaged girl. ... The search that produced the camera was later disallowed by a judge, so Kelly was never prosecuted for those photos.

R. Kelly has been subject to a certain amount of mockery for what has been generally seen, so far as I can tell, as celebrity peccadilloes, maybe a little further over the line than most. I think the record Wyman has compiled makes a compelling case that Kelly is a genuine sociopath. Why he has not been held more accountable by the media and the entertainment industry, I don't understand. Read the whole thing and see if you don't agree.

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name that tune day

Posted on April 18th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music.

My weekly game of Name That Tune is now up at Popdose.

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name that tune day

Posted on April 11th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music.

My latest Name That Tune game goes up over at Popdose in ten minutes.

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greatest living guitarist stung in hand by scorpion

Posted on April 8th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music.

No, really: Richard Thompson is having to postpone tour dates because he was stung in the right hand by a scorpion while vacationing in Mexico.

You can't beat that for a cancellation excuse. Also: ouch.

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bob dylan awarded special music pulitzer

Posted on April 8th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Musicians.

My dislike of Dylan and annoyance at the perpetual exaggeration of his (admitted) virtues and ignoring of his (near-constant) flaws aside, I can't argue with the award, which is obviously deserved. My main reaction is to be grateful it isn't a special poetry Pulitzer, which would have ground my teeth to stubs.

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hey that sounds kinda like (with digressions)

Posted on April 1st, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Songs.

Our piano-bar-playing friend Greg Schlotthauer is fluent in Spanish, and loves Latin American pop music. He turned us on to Soda Stereo/Gustavo Cerati and Los Tres; in return we turned him on to Cafe Tacuba and Babasonicos. He's playing tonight at the Duplex and he has a bunch of Soda Stereo on his song list, so I've been listening to some with an ear toward making a specific request, and I settled on "De Música Ligera" from 1990's superb Canción Animal. It turns out to be possibly their best-known song, and is the song they chose to end their 1997 farewell concert.

"De Música Ligera" on YouTube.

Pretty excellent power pop, eh? The lyrics aren't hard to find online, but damned if I can find an English translation. AltaVista tries valiantly:

She slept, to the heat of the masses, and I woke up, wanting to dream it. Some time back I thought about writing to him that I never drew for the traps of the love. Of that love of slight music nothing frees nothing to us but it is. I will not send ashes to him of roses nor I think to avoid secret rubbing. Of that love of slight music nothing frees nothing to us but it is. . . . Of that love of slight music nothing frees nothing to us but it is left nothing but nothing but is left nothing but it is left nothing but it is left nothing but it is

That first sentence is great and I hope it's accurate. "Avoid secret rubbing," on the other hand, sounds like the small type that might have resulted if Dr Bronner had branched out into hand creams.

Anyway, I'd never noticed till today that "De Música Ligera" bears some resemblance to "Smells Like Teen Spirit". But more than that, I swear it sounds like some classic power pop song that I can't put my finger on. It's going to make me crazy till I figure it out.

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today's work headphone music

Posted on April 1st, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums.

  • Motorhead, Ace of Spades
  • Pinback, Autumn of the Seraphs
  • Aterciopelados, Caribe Atomico

All solid toe-tapping albums. The Pinback has moved back into my near-daily rotation, and retains its grip on my Favorite Album of 2007 spot. I only stopped listening to it for a while out of fear of overplaying it. I say again, if you have a taste for lots of catchy, intricate parts strung together into hypnotically memorable songs, combining great musical instincts with an obsessive attention to detail, you should check out Autumn of the Seraphs. It's hard to compare Rob Crow's distinctive songwriting styles with anyone else, but if you imagine a somewhat cooler, more rounded and smooth-sounding Spoon, you wouldn't be far off from Pinback. It's also one of those albums that is gratifyingly, almost frustratingly consistent: nothing to skip, no letdowns, but also nothing so clearly outstanding from the rest that it would be the obvious choice to play for someone. Which also means it may not be immediately arresting, but if you keep playing it, it creeps into your nervous system and makes a home there. (Like Spoon.)

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name that tune notes

Posted on March 28th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music.

I try to include a variety of styles in the Name That Tune games, and I try to include a reasonable amount of recent stuff. I've been finding it difficult to include much hip-hop, though: first, I try not to have clips with verbal vocals, because they're too easy to guess, and hip-hop is heavy on vocals and light on instrumental breaks; second, a lot of hip-hop is built on samples, and that's confusing for the players.

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name that tune again

Posted on March 28th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music.

My latest Name That Tune game goes up at Popdose in five minutes!

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name that tune time

Posted on March 21st, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music.

My 10th Name That Tune game for Popdose goes live in fifteen minutes (12:30 PM New York). Come on over!

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most visible profile

Posted on March 16th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music.

Early in the year, Boston's Kevin Garnett had most of the media support for NBA Most Valuable Player. Then Boston faded a bit, and they started looking around for competition. Kobe Bryant's partisans started making noise, since he is (supposedly) the best player in the game yet has never won the MVP, and the Lakers were improved, despite Bryant's preseason wish to be traded. So the Lakers' General Manager, Mitch Kupchak, pulls off the trade of the year, stealing Paul Gasol from Memphis, and the Lakers promptly rose through the ranks of the incredibly tough West to the top team. As a result, MVP support solidified for Bryant. Now, in the past when players have switched teams they've received the lion's share of the credit if the team improves. Steve Nash's questionable first MVP award is an example. But I can't remember a candidate's MVP talk skyrocketing like this when someone else gets traded to his team and his team shoots to the top. If Kobe Bryant is the MVP, why did it take Paul Gasol to make it clear?

And now the Rockets have shot to the top, beating the Lakers today for their 22nd win in a row -- the second longest streak in league history -- despite losing star center Yao Ming ten games ago (and he's out for the year). Their other star, Tracy McGrady, is a game-dominating player like Bryant, and McGrady has led his team despite losing his best teammate. Yet no one talks about McGrady as an MVP candidate. Can someone explain this to me?

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not really, but

Posted on March 10th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Songs.

Is "Time Has Come Today" by the Chambers Brothers (1966) the first dub song? I mean, obviously not in the historical sense, but in the sense that people will call the Stooges (or the Sonics, or the MC5, etc etc) the first punk band. Here's a one-minute example. Is there any earlier hit single fooling around with dub-type studio effects like this? (Probably.) Examples solicited.

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name that tune day again

Posted on March 7th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music.

In half an hour, I'll be running Name That Tune game number nine over at Popdose. Come on over.

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death of the single

Posted on March 2nd, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music.

Well, not really. The single is all about iTunes downloads now. I knew that, but I didn't know how complete the transformation is. Idolator, as an aside in a piece analyzing the current charts, notes:

In a typical week, when there isn't a new CD single from an American Idol winner or a High School Musical star, the No. 1 single on Hot Singles Sales moves as little as 1,000 copies or less.

1,000 copies! (or less!) A single selling at that rate -- a number one single -- would take nearly ten years to go gold. 1,000 copies across the whole country! That's 20 copies per state.

I grew up buying singles; that's how I became obsessive about music: buying singles and listening to the Top 40 countdown every week (and writing down the chart, naturally). The death of the physical single.... I guess I feel like folks who grew up on 78s.

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name that tune day

Posted on February 29th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Elsewhere.

Name That Tune #8 goes up in fifteen minutes at Popdose.

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perhaps a bit too close to home

Posted on February 25th, 2008 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Untruths, Cartoons.

Sent to me by Velma:

What she chooses to live with.

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