1999: another shortlist for the incredibly pointless 999 albums project

Posted on April 14th, 2007 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums, Lists.

I am slowly compiling a list of my favorite 999 albums from 1951 to the present, playing by the same rules as the 99 albums list (no best-of compilations, etc). I'm doing this a year at a time. This is the second shortlist: my 1999 top fifty (the first twenty to twenty-five will probably make the final list). 1998 through 2000 was the most intensely obsessive stretch of new music listening in my life; this list may be the peak of albums that make people go "who the hell is that"? Yet in these three years I was more aware than ever of all the albums I didn't and couldn't hear, all the new music I couldn't follow. Many -- most -- of the albums in rateyourmusic's top fifty are ones I never heard, or heard once, or heard one song from. When Sonicnet got eviscerated by MTV and I lost my job professionally keeping up with new music, I abruptly gave up on digging for new music on my own, letting stuff come to me more than I pursued it; since then most of my active searching has been through the past, and there are far fewer obscurities on my new music lists.

Choosing among the top three in 1999 is one of the toughest decisions for me in any year:

1999

  1. The Dismemberment Plan, Emergency & I
    The Dismemberment Plan - Emergency and I

  2. Of Montreal, The Gay Parade
    Of Montreal - The Gay Parade

  3. Magnetic Fields, 69 Love Songs
    The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs

  4. Lilys, The Three Way
    Lilys - The 3 Way

  5. Fiona Apple, When the Pawn...
    Fiona Apple - When the Pawn...

  6. Sleater-Kinney, The Hot Rock
    Sleater-Kinney - The Hot Rock

  7. Self, Breakfast with Girls
    Self - Breakfast with Girls

  8. Randy Newman, Bad Love
    Randy Newman - Bad Love

  9. Applesaucer, Applesaucer

  10. The Vandermark 5, Simpatico
    Vandermark 5 - Simpatico

  11. The Negro Problem, Joys & Concerns
    Negro Problem - Joys & Concerns

  12. Abigail Grush, The Phantom Beat
    Abigail Grush - The Phantom Beat

  13. Kristeen Young, Enemy
    Kristeen Young - Enemy

  14. Bis, Social Dancing
    Bis - Social Dancing

  15. Dave Holland Quintet, Prime Directive

  16. Les Savy Fav, The Cat and the Cobra
    Les Savy Fav - The Cat and the Cobra

  17. R. Stevie Moore, The Future Is Worse than the Past
    R. Stevie Moore - The Future Is Worse Than The Past

  18. Shannon Wright, Flightsafety
    Shannon Wright - Flightsafety

  19. Wilco, Summerteeth
    Wilco - Summerteeth

  20. Opeth, Still Life
    Opeth - Still Life

  21. Pinback, Pinback
    Pinback - Pinback

  22. Sam Prekop, Sam Prekop
    Sam Prekop - Sam Prekop

  23. Joel Forrester & People Like Us, Believe It

  24. Lamb, Fear of Fours
    Lamb - Fear of Fours

  25. Joe Henry, Fuse
    Joe Henry - Fuse

  26. Greg Brown, One Night
    Greg Brown - One Night
    (a live album, but the songs are mostly otherwise unrecorded; originally issued on vinyl in 1982, but the cd resissue is the complete show.)

  27. Archer Prewitt, White Sky
    Archer Prewitt - White Sky

  28. We, Square Root of Negative One
    We Tm - Square Root of Negative One

  29. Built to Spill, Keep It Like a Secret
    Built to Spill - Keep It Like a Secret

  30. The Roots, Things Fall Apart
    The Roots - Things Fall Apart

  31. Friends of Dean Martinez, Atardecer
    Friends of Dean Martinez - Atardecer

  32. Jason Falkner, Can You Still Feel?
    Jason Falkner - Can You Still Feel?

  33. The Beta Band, The Beta Band
    The Beta Band - The Beta Band

  34. The Aluminum Group, Pedals
    The Aluminum Group - Pedals

  35. The Olivia Tremor Control, Black Foliage
    The Olivia Tremor Control - Black Foliage: Animation Music Volume 1

  36. U.S. Maple, Talker
    U.S. Maple - Talker

  37. Owsley, Owsley
    Owsley - Owsley

  38. Hovercraft, Experiment Below
    Hovercraft - Experiment Below

  39. Blinker the Star, August Everywhere
    Blinker the Star - August Everywhere

  40. Etienne Charry, 36 Erreurs
    Étienne Charry - 36 Erreurs

  41. April March, Chrominance Decoder
    April March - Chrominance Decoder

  42. Prince Paul, A Prince Among Thieves
    Prince Paul - A Prince Among Thieves

  43. The Music Tapes, First Imaginary Symphony for Nomad
    The Music Tapes - First Imaginary Symphony For Nomad

  44. XTC, Apple Venus, Volume One
    XTC - Apple Venus Volume 1

  45. The Science Group, A Mere Coincidence
    The Science Group - A Mere Coincidence

  46. Oneida, Enemy Hogs
    Oneida - Enemy Hogs

  47. Kristin Hersh, Sky Motel
    Kristin Hersh - Sky Motel

  48. Clare Cooper, Valentine
    Clare Cooper - Valentine

  49. Steve Coleman & Five Elements, The Sonic Language of Myth
    Steve Coleman - The Sonic Language of Myth: Believing, Learning, Knowing

  50. Clive Gregson, Happy Hour
    Clive Gregson - Happy Hour

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1989: the first shortlist for the incredibly pointless 999 albums project

Posted on March 11th, 2007 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums, Lists.

I am slowly, in my copious free time, compiling a list of my favorite 999 albums from 1951 to the present, playing by the same rules as the 99 albums list (no best-of compilations, etc). I'm doing this a year at a time. This is my 1989 top forty (the first twenty to twenty-five will probably make the final list):

1989

  1. The Pixies, Doolittle
    Pixies - Doolittle

  2. Volcano Suns, Thing of Beauty
    Volcano Suns - Thing Of Beauty

  3. De La Soul, Three Feet High and Rising
    De La Soul - 3 Feet High and Rising

  4. NoMeansNo, Wrong
    NoMeansNo - Wrong

  5. XTC, Oranges and Lemons
    XTC - Oranges & Lemons

  6. Kirsty MacColl, Kite
    Kirsty MacColl - Kite

  7. Dave Holland Quartet, Extensions
    Dave Holland - Extensions

  8. Peter Blegvad, Downtime
    Peter Blegvad - Downtime

  9. Joe Jackson, Blaze of Glory
    Joe Jackson - Blaze of Glory

  10. My Dad Is Dead, The Taller You Are, The Shorter You Get
    My Dad Is Dead - The Taller You Are, The Shorter You Get

  11. Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Tangle
    Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 - Tangle

  12. Bob Mould, Workbook
    Bob Mould - Workbook

  13. The Momes, Spiralling
    The Momes - Spiralling

  14. Lou Reed, New York
    Lou Reed - New York

  15. Television Personalities, Privilege
    Television Personalities - Privilege

  16. Jane Siberry, Bound by the Beauty
    Jane Siberry - Bound by the Beauty

  17. Steve Lacy, The Door
    Steve Lacy - The Door

  18. Elvis Costello, Spike
    Elvis Costello - Spike

  19. Lyle Lovett, Lyle Lovett and His Large Band
    Lyle Lovett - Lyle Lovett and his Large Band

  20. Glass Eye, Hello Young Lovers
    Glass Eye - Hello Young Lovers

  21. Bob Stewart's First Line Band, Goin' Home

  22. 3 Mustaphas 3, Heart of Uncle
    3 Mustaphas 3 - Heart of Uncle

  23. Lounge Lizards, Voice of Chunk
    The Lounge Lizards - Voice of Chunk

  24. Thinking Plague, In This Life
    Thinking Plague - In This Life

  25. 10,000 Maniacs, Blind Man's Zoo
    10,000 Maniacs - Blind Man's Zoo

  26. Pere Ubu, Cloudland
    Pere Ubu - Cloudland

  27. Bel Canto, Birds of Passage
    Bel Canto - Birds of Passage

  28. Shrimp Boat, Speckly
    Shrimp Boat - Speckly

  29. The Frogs, It's Only Right and Natural
    The Frogs - It's Only Right and Natural

  30. Neneh Cherry, Raw Like Sushi
    Neneh Cherry - Raw Like Sushi

  31. The Ex, Joggers & Smoggers
    The Ex - Joggers & Smoggers

  32. Michael Penn, March
    Michael Penn - March

  33. Marilyn Crispell, Live in Zurich
    Marilyn Crispell - Live In Zurich

  34. Jack Walrath, Neohippus

  35. Ut, Griller
    UT - Griller

  36. Muhal Richard Abrams, The Hearinga Suite
    Muhal Richard Abrams - The Hearinga Suite

  37. A Confederacy of Dunces, Tsk, Tsk, Tsk

  38. The Wedding Present, Bizarro
    The Wedding Present - Bizarro

  39. K.D. Lang, Absolute Torch and Twang
    k.d. lang - Absolute Torch and Twang

  40. Boiled in Lead, From the Ladle to the Grave
    Boiled in Lead - From the Ladle to the Grave

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early reactions to new of montreal album

Posted on March 7th, 2007 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums.

Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? is the best album they've done in years; possibly their first great album since The Gay Parade a decade ago. As much as I love Kevin Barnes's best stuff, as much as I enjoy even his run of the mill stuff, I hadn't expected him to have another great album in him after the last few pretty good ones. He's developed his bizarre pop style in various directions over his career, while still somehow having a signature sound, but this is a leap further away; darker (though he's always had a dark streak), more aggressive (though he's always etc), and while the enthusiasm for odd chord changes and melodies and harmonies is still there, it no longer sounds playful. The overall tone is angrier, lyrically and musically. And it's acquired a beat, and some funk. This may seem odd, when I've been talking about it being less playful, but in many places it sounds like the first Scissor Sisters album (which is fine with me).

Right now I'm pretty sure this will be among my contenders for best album of 2007.

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album!

Posted on January 18th, 2007 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums.

I'd read of but hadn't heard Animal Collective, and was astonished to find Feels at the Jefferson Market branch of the New York Public Library. On first listen, I think this has a good chance of ending up on my 99 albums list as one of the two 2005 entries.

They have the spirit of the Incredible String Band in them.

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the music, the spotlight, the glitter ball

Posted on April 29th, 2006 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums, Badness.

A friend who knows how much I love both Ethel Merman and musical abominations has loaned me The Ethel Merman Disco Album.

That's what I said.

Velma thinks I should upload a thirty-second snippet, but I think the imagination is sufficient.

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cabaret revival soundtrack

Posted on March 22nd, 2006 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums, Theatre.

I remember reading good reviews of Alan Cumming as the MC in the late-1990s revival of Cabaret. I don't know how he was on stage, but on the soundtrack he is dreadful, overplayed and vulgar without charm or polish. The MC is a balancing act; sure he's crass, but he's also slick. Cumming is all growls and whoops and nudges without actually bringing anything compelling to his singing; where Joel Grey was creepy and disturbing, Cumming just comes across as a lout. And he can't even keep his accent consistently. It's a hard part to nail -- there's no humanity to it -- but Cumming misses by a mile. Natasha Richardson is all right, but Cumming ruins just about the whole show for me. An especially annoying example is "If You Could See Her Through My Eyes," in which he plays it for goofs throughout, apparently not comprehending that the joke depends upon singing the song beautifully and sensitively. This may seem like a strange thing to say of the MC, but Cumming completely lacks subtlety, and the role demands it, behind the vulgarity. I think the word I'm looking for is deftness: Grey had it, while Cumming has fists of ham.

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top five initially overlooked influential albums

Posted on January 24th, 2006 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums, Lists.

Luke asked for "Top five albums, musical genre of your choice, that (a) were completely missed in 'Best of' lists and year end polls in the year of their release and (b) have become more influential to their musical genre than albums that were in 'best of' lists and year end polls."

5. Talk Talk, Spirit of Eden (1988)
Yes, it's the new wave band that did "Talk Talk" and "It's My Life".  No, this doesn't sound anything like that.  Spirit of Eden is as massive a stylistic break as can be found in any band's catalog.  It's not electronic, it's not pop songs -- it's barely songs.  It has the quiet and majestic sweep of classical music without the bombast of prog rock; it has astonishing shifts of mood and power.  It's delicate, but swells to moments of huge beauty.  It's... hard to describe.  I don't know if its influence has been nearly as great as the other albums on this list, but I hear the sound of this album in a lot of moody music that's come since: Tindersticks, Doves, Mogwai, Sigur Ros.

4. Wire, Pink Flag (1977)
Probably got more attention in the U.K. than it did here initially; it did not make the 1977 Voice Critics Poll list.  The stripped-down, laser-tight, precise yet urgent punk of Pink Flag paved the way for turn-of-the-decade postpunk bands like Gang of Four and Mission of Burma, and is still heard today in the sound of bands like Spoon and Elastica (who famously had to pay for copping a riff from this album, though I think it was no more of a cop than many others that go unpaid).  Wire were not content to stay in one place: their next album, Chairs Missing, is weirder, stylistically and structurally more ambitious and varied, moody, subtle, still urgent and tight.  Chairs Missing hasn't had nearly the influence of Pink Flag, but it's my favorite rock album ever.

3. Slint, Spiderland (1991)
Love it or hate it, this is where post-rock begins.  I love a lot of it, myself, at the same time that I think it's basically prog rock in a new more respectable guise.  There's nothing here that you can't find in some of the art-rock of the previous twenty years -- Can, Univers Zero, Faust, etc -- but this is the album that coalesced the angular, pointy-headed sound of a hundred albums in the next decade, half of them seemingly coming from Chicago.

2. Big Star, #1 Record (1972)
Big Star didn't quite sound like nobody else at the time: the best songs of Badfinger and the Raspberries have the same ringing guitars and power-pop hooks and harmonies.  But Big Star did it best and most consistently, and unfortunately by far least successfully.  The first two Big Star albums were commercial stiffs, but their sound is preserved in a thousand power pop singles since.  More than any other band, they focused the sound of the Byrds and the Beatles' pop singles and turned it into a genre.  Probably best known to mainstream rock fans via the Bangles' cover of "September Gurls".

1. Killing Joke, Killing Joke (1980)
Bradley Torreano at Allmusic sums it up well: "Since 1980, there have been a hundred bands who sound like this; but before Steve Albini and Al Jourgensen made it hip, the cold metallic throb of Killing Joke was exciting and fresh. The harshly sung vocals riding over the pulsating synth lines of the opener 'Requiem' have a vigor and passion that few imitators have managed to match. The precise riffs and tight rhythms found in songs like 'Wardance' would influence a generation of hardcore musicians; yet 'The Wait,' with its thrashing guitars and angry vocals, would find itself covered on a Metallica album only six years later. That such a bleak and furious album could have such a widespread influence is a testament to its importance. . . . [T]his is an underground classic and deserves better than its relative unknown status."  In a year in which a few influential cult albums made it onto the Voice Critics Poll list (Gang of Four's Entertainment! at #10, X's Los Angeles at #16, the Feelies' Crazy Rhythms at #17, Joy Division's Closer at #22, even Young Marble Giants' barely-disqualified-for-this-list classic Colossal Youth at #25), Killing Joke's debut didn't make the list.  I don't remember anyone particularly talking about it at the time.  I never heard it on the radio, even the briefly surviving new wave stations; I was turned on to it by my friend Jim Maier, who I think shopped randomly for odd music things and also turned me on to the two Tubeway Army albums pre-"Cars".  (British readers may not know that "Are Friends Electric?", a smash over there, was nothing over here.)  That first Killing Joke album was like a blast of the industrial dancefloor future.  It was like being blasted in a wind tunnel.  It was awe-inspiring and cathartic and disturbing.  It inoculated me to the sound of Nine Inch Nails, which consequently seemed like attitudinal silliness pasted over music I'd already heard; later, Marilyn Manson would allow me to appreciate Trent Reznor's relative maturity and subtlety.  Today the first Killing Joke album sounds a little tinny, a little thin; it needs a good remaster sprucing-up.  But in the meantime I can still turn it up loud.

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hindsight is a bitch

Posted on January 11th, 2006 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums, Lists.

I'm listening, for the first time in a few years, to Teenage Fanclub's Bandwagonesque. It's pleasant in a pop-buzzy way: low on grabby hooks, but consistently melodically interesting. Never great, never bad.

But, hey, Spin Magazine? I have not forgotten that you guys called this the best album of 1991.

A short list of better pop and rock albums from 1991:

  1. The Pixies, Trompe le Monde
  2. Nirvana, Nevermind
  3. Matthew Sweet, Girlfriend (doing the same kind of thing as Bandwagonesque except much better)
  4. Soundgarden, Badmotorfinger
  5. Throwing Muses, The Real Ramona
  6. Richard Thompson, Rumour and Sigh
  7. De La Soul, De La Soul Is Dead
  8. R.E.M., Out of Time
  9. Superchunk, No Pocky for Kitty
  10. My Bloody Valentine, Loveless (I hate it, but historically it's a greater album by far than Bandwagonesque)
  11. Slint, Spiderland
  12. U2, Achtung Baby (I'm not a fan, but it has to be listed as a legitimate contender)

I could make a list of thirty more 1991 albums I think are better without trying hard, but that would be a more personal list. I think that any of the above albums, though, would be objectively better choices, with the benefit of hindsight (though the choice was an eyebrow-raiser at the time) than Bandwagonesque. (Well, okay, The Real Ramona is a personal choice, but it belongs with the albums above, damn it.) Note that with Nevermind, Loveless, and Spiderland you have three of the most influential rock albums of the decade to choose from (though predicting Spiderland at the time would have been a three-cushion shot, and pretty far off Spin's somewhat more mainstream brief).

There've been worse calls -- somehow the Village Voice Critics Poll for 1985 thought Talking Heads' Little Creatures was the album of the year, although at least 1985 was a pretty crappy year.

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clap your hands say yeah

Posted on October 30th, 2005 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums, Badness.

Department of instant response:

So, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. Reviews made this sound right up my alley. Boy do I not get it. It's well-crafted but unmemorable, the classic downfall of mediocre pop. Good harmonies but bland melodies.

Maybe it would grow on me, but there's one huge thing working against it: the unbearable lead vocalist. I like a lot of abrasive singers -- I mean, I listen to the Danielson Famile with pleasure -- but this guy has that piercing male whine combined with my least favorite affectation this side of melisma: he puts a little anguished choke or break of voice or agonised scratch into every fucking line. He's like a cross between Robert Smith and Gordon Gano. I want to smack him.

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extraordinary machine

Posted on March 17th, 2005 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums.

Now that better music writers than I am -- and worse ones (but admirably enthusiastic) -- are openly writing about listening to Fiona Apple's shelved third album, I might as well mention that I've been listening to it every day, it gets better each time, it's striking and brooding and full of good lines ("A contemptible snob/He lived to put things in their place" "I'm so tired of crying/You'd think I was a siren" "Whatever’s in front of me is covering my view/So I can't see what I'm seeing in fact/I only see what I'm looking through"), the melodies are ominous, driven by percussive piano and harsh strings, and the whole thing is in a consistent and individual voice, a further progression in the logical direction staked out by When the Pawn...., with Tidal long ago left behind over the horizon.

I'll bet she manages to Wilco her way out of her situation, free herself from bottom-line bound ears, and find a home willing to let her be who she is and damn the lack of a hit single. No one expects Tom Waits to have a hit single; a smart record company would let Apple go where she wants for twenty years or so, and they'd make a profit, too. I'm not sure anyone at all above the indies is operating that way anymore. One way or another, though, I'm sure she'll get heard.

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the reality soldier, the laugh child: the Minutemen, Double Nickels on the Dime

Posted on November 17th, 2004 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums, Musicians.

On another online forum, I was asked what my favorite album of the 1980s was.

The odd thing is, my knowledge of 1980s music is relatively weak.  I'm much stronger on the 1970s and the 1990s.  At least half the people in this conference know 1980s music better than I do.  In the early eighties, I worked in a big record store -- the Seattle outlet of a chain called Peaches.  It was an interesting experience in many ways, and I'm not sorry I did it, but it burned me out on popular music for years.  It's astonishing to me now, but I went half a dozen years without following new music at all.  I doubt that will ever happen to me again. I missed the advent of the Pixies, for crying out loud.  By the time I knew I loved them, they were breaking up.  Which means I was seriously getting back into music around 1990, 1991.

Just because I'm not qualified doesn't mean I don't have opinions, of course.  So:

The Minutemen, DOUBLE NICKELS ON THE DIME (vinyl version; both cd reissues cut songs -- though if cd is all you can find, get it anyway).

Not a famous album, perhaps -- certainly not a bestseller -- but beloved by many; probably the greatest American punk rock album, and one of the albums that signaled how far punk had traveled.  The Minutemen were three musicians: bassist Mike Watt, drummer George Hurley, and guitarist D. Boon.  Each of them was a terrific player, and you wouldn't get bored listening through the entire record one musician at a time.  But what made them a great band was their peculiar fusion.  They were self-described "disciples of the three-way," and their songs were perfectly balanced, each of the three of them contributing in equal measure; no band has ever sounded as free of ego as the Minutemen.

The Minutemen were charming in many ways that could have been annoying, if they weren't so intelligent and sincere.  For example, they were self-mythologizing, singing of their lives and their past and their subculture and their homespun philosophies (condensed to their own specialized catchphrases); they were famously from San Pedro, working class, garrulous, political, not afraid of their brains but not overbearing.  They swung effortlessly from social and international stridency to songs about their punk childhoods to songs about showers needing to be repaired.  They somehow managed to be unique without being merely eccentric, self-conscious but not painfully so, friendly but bracing, like the most interesting regulars at your local bar.  They were cool as only people who don't give a shit about cool can be.  They covered Creedence, and Steely Dan, and Van Halen, not from irony but from love, and believe me, when they did that, they were the only punks that did.

The Minutemen chapter in Michael Azerrad's Our Band Could Be Your Life (the book's title comes from a song on Double Nickels) is my favorite, because D. Boon and Mike Watt come across exactly as I thought they would: two opinionated friends who can't stop arguing.

Boon [proudly]: I'm just the average Joe, the guy who has been a janitor, a restaurant manager--

Watt [impatiently]: But the average Joe doesn't write songs. He... doesn't... write... songs.

Boon: Well, this one did.

Watt: You're not an average Joe.

Boon: This one did.

Watt: You're a special Joe.

Boon: I was borne out of being average because of my rock band.

Watt: No, no, because of these tunes. D. Boon, you're special and you've got to cop to it. You've got to cop to it, you're special.

Boon [exasperated]: All right! Ever since I was five years old, people said I could draw! Let him draw!

Watt [triumphant]: That's right. That's why I'm in a band with him. He's special.

Double Nickels on the Dime was a touchstone for those who saw punk not as a set of empty attitudes and posturings but as a point of view toward life, a constant questioning, a do-it-yourself ethic, a valuing of everyday experience, a championing of making your life what it ought to be and not in some other model.  It's the stone-cold truth that Double Nickels changed lives, opened people up.  It was the last great thing the Minutemen would do; during the making of their next album, Boon died in a van crash when his girlfriend fell asleep at the wheel.

"I live sweat, but I dream light years." --the Minutemen

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mother of us all

Posted on March 9th, 2002 by Scraps.
Categories: Music, Albums, Lists.

Blender has a list of top 100 American albums. Most of the selections are good, obvious, or at least defensible. They do a couple things I don't like in lists of this sort: they mix albums and compilations, but inconsistently -- I'll get back to that -- and they dabble. They make a few nods toward jazz and country -- Kind of Blue, Johnny Cash, you know -- just enough to make a pretense at being not ignorant, but not nearly enough to actually give jazz and country a fair shake. To my mind, you either have to give jazz and country their due, and let the best of them compete on an equal footing with the best of rock, or just ignore them and admit that the list is only really about rock'n'roll.

The most sigh-inducing thing is their number-one choice, though, which is Madonna's Immaculate Collection. It's not that I don't believe there are some people who would claim it's the best American album ever made; I just don't believe Blender thinks so. I think it's a transparent controversy generator. After a whole list of hipster favorites, we top it all off with a big populist anti-hipster choice! Which of course is a play at being really hip. Except it's not a card they've been playing through the list, so it doesn't convince at the end. Sure, sure, Madonna. Whatever.

And they have to stretch the spirit of the exercise to make the choice at all: since apparently no individual Madonna album could be put at the top of the list without inspiring derision, they chose the hits collection (and a fine collection it is). But what of, say, Stevie Wonder? There he is at number four with his great Innervisions. Maybe you could argue that Immaculate Collection is better, somehow, than Innervisions. But what if you chose Stevie Wonder's hits package (Original Musiquarium) instead? Is Immaculate Collection better than that? Seriously? Better than the best of Bob Dylan? than the best of Joni Mitchell? the Supremes? James Brown? Duke for god's sake Ellington?

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